Keith Robertson
Top 10 Tunes
Two Paddocks All Rounder and Redbank Farmster
Ladies aanndd Gentlemen! Yes, we know you are still reeling from Bob's radical DJ session, but we haven't finished with you yet! You knew it had to be ... yes, Keith, Keith, Keith ... cometh the hour, cometh the man. And yes, we know you dread Keith's selection, we see you gritting your teeth, bracing for the torture to come. But wait, while we know Keith's been round the block more than once (formerly coached the Highlanders, ran a motel in Invercargill ... a thousand life experiences, none of them remotely musical) what we DO know is that he's had the tremendously civilizing experience of working for Two Paddocks for ... what, five years, ten (feels like fifty), so who knows what he'll choose? Stockhausen? Rimsky-Korsakov? Shostakovich? Let's see! Here he is, we love him, our favourite greens man -- look he's broken into a run on the way to the sound desk -- never seen that before -- Give it up Ladies, Gents, Chickens, and Goats ... you know him, you love him, he's here with HIS music, kick back, kick forward here he is ... it's KEITH!
See, that wasn't too bad was it? Some of it was actually quite good, go on, admit it! Next week, we take you to the dentist. No painkillers.
Thanks Keith. Now, back to work! Honestly, some people think it's all song and dance around here.